MEN !! Can we get any Simpler ??

I think I need to write about this topic, I owe it to myself.  After all the years of hearing the generalized comments or all the preset judgement that all of us are the same.

Its been something I’ve been thinking over the years, is it that easy to judge us. Are we all really the same ? Am I exactly same as the next guy ?

Well there are a few things about us, that might make you come to that perception. I must agree, men are happier and more content creatures. Is that because we are simple ? Or we have a different way of looking at things.
A lot of things may come easy for us, don’t know how many of you would agree of disagree.

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Like at home in the hall:

• Its completely ok to walk around shirtless, or even better just in boxers
• The only other companion we want on the couch is the tv remote
• All forms of food and meals can be enjoyed on the couch, buckets of chicken, pizzas, 3 course meals, ice creams and even a bbq is ok to prepare on the couch
• You should discriminate among the different food groups, anything and everything goes together.. even if it is pringles and marmalade.
• The coffee tables only purpose is to rest your feet.
• All forms of gases are always encouraged and is always funny.

In the bedroom:

• Its normal to stand naked in front of the mirror and admire oneself as we know we look like a Greek god.
• Who came up with the idea of a laundry basket ?
• Wet towels always dry faster on the bed.
• On bed anytime is ok for sex. And the magic words and move is a nudge with your elbow and hey, ‘u wanna do it ?’
• We are sure everyone is tired after the act of sex, and that is not the best time to talk about groceries or investments. We never comment or judge how the act was and ‘Honey you are tired, you need to sleep’ !

Plus there are a lot of benefits we were born with, not our fault, just gifted that way :

• We can never get pregnant
• The world is our urinal
• We men pull of wet white tshirts better (even no shirts)
• People never stare at our chests.
• 2 pairs of shoes are more than enough for everything, and what the hell is a shoe bite?
• We have one mood all the time
• That jar is never been made yet that we cant open.
• No phone call should last more than 30secs.
• Our 2 week holiday requires just 3 cloths and a pair of shoes.
• Our lingerie always comes in packs of 4 and is always reasonably priced.
• Our hairstyle and color is our trademark, and we only need to shave our face (and for some unfortunate ones’ necks as well)
• Our legs are always cool for shorts.No wonder men are happier.
• Mustache or no mustache ? Its our choice
• The day we find the girl who can explain the offside rule in football to us,we will fight for her
• Everything goes down better with beer.
• We do realize when you talk to us about important topics when we are watching sports, just to get us to agree.
• No matter what the occasion or reason, shopping takes only 15 mins.
• The only instance we take time to shop is at a hardware or car showroom.
• Or facial makeup is aftershave, that too after we shave once a week (optional)
• Anything small enough to go in your ear deserves to go in.

Can it get simpler than this ???

We are what you see, and what you see is what you get.

We come with the guarantee that we will never change.

There are a lot of jokes out there at our expense. Trust me when I say, we are not that bad…

Let me close with one of them, and I’m sure this is one topic I will write about again…..

So stay tuned …

Man at a bar walks up to a lady at a bar:

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore !!